1 - The difference between love and lust.
2 - How to change a tire, a diaper and a woman's mind.
3 - How to hold on and when to let go.
4 - Your capacity for intimacy and alcohol.
5 - Basic carpentry, plumbing and automotive repair.
6 - Advanced foreplay.
7 - At least one woman other than their mother whose love for them is substantial and enduring.
8 - Trouble when he sees it.
9 - True love when he feels it.
10- A load of bull when he hears it.
11 - The symptoms of PMS and how to deal with them.
12 - His strengths and weaknesses.
13 - How to fast-talk and slow-dance.
14 - The art or seduction.
15 - That his wife/lover/girlfriend is NOT his mother.
16 - A woman's erogenous zones.
17 - How to negotiate the inevitable compromises of a romantic relationship in ways that keep both
sides as happy as possible.
18 - What he wants out of life and how to go after it.
19 - Which medical tests he needs and how to get them.
20 - How to make money, dinner, conversation and love.
21 - His own needs and another person's ability to fulfill them.
22 - How to start a fire in the hearth and the heart.
23 - A realistic plan to secure his retirement.
24 - An idealistic plan to secure his grandchildren's future.
25 - How to unhook a bra with one hand in the dark.
26 - Where to get breakfast/gas/a prescription filled at 2 am.
27 - How to give a toast and take a compliment.
28 - How to be gracious in victory and defeat.
29 - When to talk and when to listen.
30 - At least one true friend who will be there whenever he calls.
31 - The fundamental workings of the female psyche.
32 - The Ten Commandments.
33 - The importance of trying to follow them.
34 - His way around a kitchen.
35 - How to clean a toilet.
36 - The futility of unrequited love.
37 - The ecstacy of unconditional love.
38 - How to open a bottle of champange.
39 - How to close a deal.
40 - The magic of a WOMAN.
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